Hey, I’m sorry to wake you, but do you know who has been using my Netflix account? I can’t understand why there are so many episodes of Futurama in my Recently Watched section. I only like cartoons that are funny so it definitely wasn’t me who watched them, and I don’t have any friends who are so uninteresting that they would want to watch something that terrible so I can’t figure out why they’re on there.

Do you think it could be a weird glitch? Should I call customer support? 

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Saturday morning, over 1,000 people march for justice for Michael Brown. 

August 30th.

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It is now 3 weeks since Michael Brown was murdered by Ferguson PD Officer Darren Wilson. Officer Darren Wilson still has not been arrested, charged, or even brought to prison or court for the murder of Michael Brown.



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*at a job interview*

employer: do you have any questions for me?

me: yes, what’s your sign? 

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is this dov charney

i can’t even believe he’s capable of doing this persona truly award winning acting

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The guys who think nudity immediately means arousal/sex are the same ones who think being a gynecologist would be a dream job.

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*unbaes you*

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When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life. 

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this outfit screams I have gonorrhea and you will to

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If you push on a nipple for more than ten seconds, it’ll turn into an innie and you can go to jail for that. It’s considered destruction of property. 

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"When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!""

- the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via okayophelia)

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White feminists:


When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

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